Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Stop the BlogPress

Polarbears scared the pants of Pirates

This morning all cruise passengers were brutally woke up by the notorious Irish Church Pirate. After an unusual struggle in the Irish Sea, it's seems like the original captain Lifecruiser has regained control over the cruise and passengers, according to normally serious blog-sources.

Here are some of our reliable sources: Captain, Pirate, Passenger (From Waterloo), Viking
and from Barcelona

Rumours said the Pirates went Northbound. This has later been confirmed by this correspondant. Who can confirme the Pirates were driven out in the blue by some Polarbears. Late in the evening a group of Pirates were observed, heading towards Berlin. What bastards do not are aware of, is the secret alliance between the Polarbears and the famous Berliner Bears. This should mean everybody can safely join the cruise in Berlin and the wonderful Lakes around the German Capital.

Here's the proof of todays Polarbear Hero's. And that the shop's soon after the attack were filled with traditional Viking goods.

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Blogger RennyBA said...

But Tor!! How do we get rid of that roamers?!?!? If people see Polar Bears in Oslo, they must be pirates LoL

March 20, 2007 11:17 pm  
Blogger TorAa said...

Roamers rules;)

When in Rome, do as the Romans.

Are they still Gladiators. I would like to know - hehehe.

Pizza is from Napoli. The Pope lives in Vatican. But they have the Spanish stairs. Does SHE sit and bath there still. Can't wait to hear.

March 20, 2007 11:33 pm  
Anonymous Cap'n Jacquotte The Horny said...

That t’ pirates should ben defeated must ben in yer dreams since th’ buccanneers still be holdin’ us in the’r grip!

Keep diggin’ deeper! We will get use o’ that hole later on fer other things!

Ya horn swogglin’ bilge rats!

March 21, 2007 12:09 am  
Blogger Irish Church Lady :) said...

Arrrr Tor! Thanks fer yer Viking ways amongst all these Pirates!!! We couldn't have done it wit'out ye! Ye better mind Miss Morgan. She's a wench of only the wenchiest kind! Ahoy Matey... see ye in the German port!

March 21, 2007 1:34 am  
Blogger lime said...

well, i've never seen a polar bear except in a zoo but from time to time we get black bears wandering through our yard.

March 21, 2007 2:56 am  
Blogger Mother of Invention said...

I hope the Vikings have a Rape and Pillage clothes sale!!

March 21, 2007 3:32 am  
Anonymous chase said...

ive never seen a polar bear in my life and hopefully see one if I'll travel to Svalbard

March 21, 2007 6:14 am  
Blogger Gattina said...

Oh my did you bring this bear on board ? He really looks comfy and cute. I always wanted a Teddy Bear, but never got one (that's even the truth) but you should have a look at my cats ! I did a "meowless Wednesday" !

March 21, 2007 12:24 pm  
Blogger Sanni said...

WOO-HOO! I´m glad to tell you the Berlin Bear survived the polar bear costumed pirates. You can find a proof at the latest berlin-update!

Thanks for stopping by my Berlin tour today - I´m glad you liked it...

March 22, 2007 3:07 am  
Anonymous Frances said...

I like your writing style - awesome post.
I am sorry I didn't join that cruise!
Thanks for stopping in,

March 22, 2007 7:47 pm  
Blogger Expat Traveler said...

now that's a trip! Sorry I've been so busy not to stop by and read and browse. :)

March 23, 2007 12:47 am  
Anonymous aka R'acquel said...

I'd enjoy being a viking more than a pirate! Then again, i would love both! Thanks for the shots - it's always so good to see places from other parts of the world.

March 29, 2007 5:15 am  

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