Friday Fun 2-23-07

FRIDAY FUN

For Grandchildren

The Leopard

A Leopard escaped from the Zoo, and caused panic in the neighbourhood, of course.

A team of volunteers was established, and the last instructions were given by the local policeofficer to the hunters:

- If you caught an eye of the Leopard, shoot it at the spot.

Then one of the hunters asked:

- Which spot, sir?

A day in the Zoo

Overheard in the Zoo:

Little boy: Mama, that monkey looks like dad

Mama: Hush, you must not say that

Little boy: Why, will the monkey be furious?

Fight

Little Anna returned home from school. Her nose was very red.

Her mother looks anxious at her and asks:

- You haven’t been involved in a fight again?

- Well, not exactly, Anna replied, it was one of the boys in the class that bite my nose.

- What, that was rude. Do you think you can remember who it was, Mama asked.

- Yes, I sure do. I have his left ear in my pocket.

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An advice for men:

If you have something which is rather imperative you hide for your wife, put it down in her purse. There, she will never find it.

An advice for women

- Last evening I went to an auction with my husband, Anna told her friend

- Really, replied Anna's friend, how much did you get for him?

OK, Time for bed kids

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An Evening in Town

Charles one afternoon surprised his wife by asking if she would like to go in the Theatre with him.

She accepted and dressed accordingly.

Standing at the Ticket Office, the young lady there asked:

- You want two tickets for the usual seats?

Charles wife looked amazed at him and said:

- Do you go here often?

- Nonsense, replied Charles, she must take me for another.

After the performance, Charles proposed they should go to a restaurant. And so they did.

Well, seated, the waiter come in a hurry and said:

- A bottle of Champagne and two glasses, as usual?

Charles wife, of course, became more than suspicious. She was sure there were more than something in the wind.

- You have a mistress, Charles wife shouted out.

- Take it easy. Relax. Have you ever heard such a nonsense. It must be my doppelgänger.

Heading home in a Taxi, the hullabaloo continued. The wife loudly abused Charles constantly for cheating her, until the driver had enough, stopped the cab, turned around and proclaimed:

- If that lady does not stop shouting and arguing, I propose we do as usual, throw her out.

Password

A young bragging man had just started his career in the company, called the help desk for assistance to create his first password. A young and well formed woman entered his cubicle and asked:

- Well, what password do you want to have?

The young hero thougth he would embarrass the girl, and said: Penis

Without to bat an eyelid she typed: p-e-n-i-s

On the screen the following was displayed:

PASSWORD DENIED. TOO SHORT.

Have a wonderful Weekend

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