Friday - jokes for <18>
Chapter 1:
If a dog, is tied up in a 5 meter long rope, how is it then able to grab a bone 10 meters away?
- Piece of cake. The rope is not tied up in the other end.
Woman to boy:
- Why did you throw two snowballs after that old lady?
- I did not hit her with the first
In a restaurant
The Guest: This restaurant must have a real clean kitchen
Waiter: What makes you say so?
The Guest: Everything tastes soap.
Chapter 2
NOT SUITABLE FOR GRANDCHILDREN UNDER 18
Hint: First row, second to left
Got this one in my in-box the other day
A farmer called the airport and asked 
for the servicedesk:
- What is the flight time to London?
The person at the servicedesk politely replied:
- Just a moment
- Thank you so much, said the farmer and hanged on.
The person at the servicedesk politely replied:
- Just a moment
- Thank you so much, said the farmer and hanged on.
A man, notorious klepto, went to his shrink and asked for advise.
- Try these pills, said the doc
- But, if they don’t help…
- Then fix me a new52” widescreen plasma TV , said the doc
Mr Fattler was put on a slim-program by his wife. For dinner he got a quarter of a potato, a half mince meatball and two green peas.
- Excuse me, but can I have a stamp too, he asked
- What for, his wife replied
- You very well know, that I’m used to read after dinner
- But, if they don’t help…
- Then fix me a new
Mr Fattler was put on a slim-program by his wife. For dinner he got a quarter of a potato, a half mince meatball and two green peas.
- Excuse me, but can I have a stamp too, he asked
- What for, his wife replied
- You very well know, that I’m used to read after dinner
If a dog, is tied up in a - Piece of cake. The rope is not tied up in the other end.
Woman to boy:
- Why did you throw two snowballs after that old lady?
- I did not hit her with the first
In a restaurant
The Guest: This restaurant must have a real clean kitchenWaiter: What makes you say so?
The Guest: Everything tastes soap.
Chapter 2
NOT SUITABLE FOR GRANDCHILDREN UNDER 18
Hint: First row, second to left What have happened to the famous Pullman?
=^~^=
Labels: fun friday, jokes
posted by TorAa at
2/02/2007 11:41:00 pm
11 Comments:
You made me worried there for a while.... I thought you wouldn't have any bad friday jokes! Phew!
OK, I can't help it: I only remember the adult ones... *lol*
I could have had one of that pot's. They are soooo hot ;-)
But the cartoon is the best. We always need lotion and especially at this time of the year, right? *lol*
Have some motion lotion :-)))
*giggles*
(Sorry for being here so late, a lot of family matters in between!)
ROFLOL at the fellow next to the queen!!!!
I wonder of Mrs Windsor knew she was sitting next to a flasher! Some of those I have seen before, but some I hadn't. I liked the one about the klepto at his shrink's.
Have a good weekend.
Daddy's bad Friday again, hahaha. Boooh Tor, hand lotion :-) Is there a white ink too?
So, Tor, are you part of a Bad Friday Club? I think I missed out on that one!! (Thankfully) :)
Mother Of Invention said:
Good ones...the kids are very cute..are they people you actually know? I like the lotion, the Queen and the racist dog jokes best!
How do these people who create these ever think them up? Gary Larson, who does The Far Side, is just so hilarious and has a weird but extremely funny mind. Have you seen his? We have a Daily tear off calendar of his cartoons!
I wonder if Her Majesty has seen that photo? :-)
Some very funny stuff Toraa. I'm still chuckling over a few of these.
ha ha hee hee ho ho he he
those crack me uP!
The picture with the Queen is particularly priceless!
Did you take the picture of the children? I came across it online and thought it was something that could EASILY happen to me. Funny stuff here.
Thanks for dropping by.
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