Friday, January 26, 2007

Bad Friday

The Bet

A deaf-and-dump man entered the pharmacy to buy condoms. He tried, the very best he could to explain the pharmacist what he intended to buy.

But the pharmacist did not at all understand. Rather confused he become of all the pantomime movements.

Then the man, opened his flies, pulled out and layed down his "tool" on the desk together with 20 dollars.

The pharmacist then did them same, took a short look and grabbed the 20-dollar bill.

The customer of course went very angry.

But the pharmacist said: If you can’t take a loose, you should not bet.

In order not to offend, there will be no illustrations from the pharmacy to this post

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10 Comments:

Blogger barefoot_mistress said...

OK i dont get this joke, although I do sorta, if I dont pay attn to that loose part...
I take it the pharmacists tool was larger and he won the bet?
LOL

January 27, 2007 2:36 am  
Blogger TorAa said...

@barefoot: I was only told the story, so I have no idea what kind of tool they competed with. LoL.

January 27, 2007 3:41 am  
Blogger Puss-in-Boots said...

Very funny! Maybe he should have asked a hearing and speaking person to get his condoms for him, then he wouldn't have lost his money!

January 27, 2007 4:10 am  
Blogger TorAa said...

@puss-in-boots: Or simply paper and pen. LoL.

January 27, 2007 4:52 am  
Anonymous Mrs Lifecruiser said...

OK, you win this week. *giggles*

The poor man... I'm just glad that it wasn't two women.... Who knows what it could have end with then! *eeeek*

Since I have a very vivid fantasy, the vision I got is quite enough thank you, no pics needed...

PS. Bad Friday was my yesterdays post, don't tell me that you missed it. It was posted early. I'm ahead of you I think, so when I visited you, you had no Friday post up.

January 27, 2007 11:41 am  
Blogger Ginnie said...

Tor, what are we gonna do with you! Throw you back to the indians (as we always used to say). :)

January 27, 2007 4:15 pm  
Blogger Ex-Shammickite said...

Very funny Mr TorAa, I am off to the pharmacy now.... see you later, bye!

January 27, 2007 7:55 pm  
Blogger Irish Church Lady :) said...

ROFL~ :-)

Thanks for visitin' me blog earlier. You're right, not much time to do puzzles and such anymore ~ all our spare time is spent blogging.

I'm still trying to find the balance. *Sigh* Oh well.

January 27, 2007 9:29 pm  
Blogger Raquel said...

You are bad, this is an adult joke, hahaha..hmmm, and now I am talking huh? I think mine was worst.

But anyway, I think the pharmacist didn't understand, maybe she is a woman, and it isn't a woman's paraphernalia, LOL!

January 28, 2007 7:42 am  
Blogger Eric and Flynn said...

Because we are cats, we didn't know what this joke meant.Our mum was laughing at it, so we asked her what it was all about. She told us, and then we laughed.

January 28, 2007 2:17 pm  

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